Friday, December 10, 2010

The Origin of Feces


Way back in December of Ought Four, I did a crazy thing. Buoyed by the success of my 2001 New Year's Resolution to read at least one book per month, I vowed to learn and cook one recipe per month. It seemed like a good idea at the time. It turns out that the book one was easier, I've renewed it every year, and I'm even way ahead on that one. The cooking one...not so much.


Well, until now that is. One of my 2010 Resolutions was to catch up on my cooking resolution. In January of 2010, I was still on March 2008. That's 21 months behind, for you who don't want to do the maths on that one. And then there's the 12 recipes for 2010 to do too. Sheesh.


Still, it's a good idea in principle, and conceivably a simple thing to do...just got to get at it. I didn't have any real rules - just that it was new to me. This meant that I naturally selected some pretty low-hanging fruit. And some recipes were fruit that were on the ground rotting. But it's better than nothing, and something good must come out of it, right? Right???


To make a boring story shorter than I could have, I caught up to the end of 2010 with 3 weeks to spare! The only casualties were pride and a lot of needlessly burnt food. No, I'm not a good cook now. Yes, I chose easy recipes. Yes, I had to bend the rules a bit. Yes, I did actually learn a tiny bit about cooking.




A spinoff was that I put the recipes in HTML format on my computer (by hand), so I learned a little bit about that internetty language stuff too. Not all of it is available on this blog program - it looks much better on my computer with the tables and links and such. With both, there's more formatting and comments the farther on you go.


Paul's Recipe Resolution




New Year's Resolution 2005:
Learn & Make One Recipe per Month


As of the end of December 2010, I’ve made 72 recipes.



2005


January -- Scrambled Eggs

Eggs; milk; butter

Crack eggs into hot buttered saucepan; add a spash of milk; scramble with fork while cooking. Optional spices like salt, pepper, chili, chipotle, Tabasco or hot sauce.





February -- Mike's Ex's Beef Tortillas

1-lb ground beef; 1 (soup-sized) can tomato paste; 1-2 oz vinegar, chili powder, 1-2 oz Worcestershire sauce (or Oxo) & Tabasco. Tortilla shells, ground cheddar, shaved lettuce, salt & pepper, salsa, sour cream.

Brown beef in saucepan & drain; add tomato paste & mix in; add & mix in vinegar, chili, Worcestershire and Tabasco to taste. Warm tortilla shells in microwave, add beef, ground cheddar, shaved lettuce, salt & pepper, salsa, sour cream.





March -- Beer Can Chicken

Whole 4-lb chicken; can of beer; 2 tbsp salt; 1 tsp black pepper; 3 tbsp dry rub; 2 tbsp vegetable oil.

Remove innards; wash, rub oil & mixed dry ingredients inside & out. Drink half of beer; mount chicken on can; place like tripod on grill (medium indirect heat) for 1-1/4 hr. Stab with knife, juices should run clear.

Beer Can Chicken





April -- Corn Grilled in the Husk

Corns on the cob (still in the husks)

Remove silk and all but 2 layers of husk. Put on hottest part of the grill and turn 1/4 turn every 2-3 minutes.

Corn in the Husk





May -- Roasted Red Bell Pepper Butter

2 red bell peppers; 1-lb butter (room temperature); 1/4 cup basil leaves; 2 tbsp lime juice; salt & pepper

Roast peppers, turning until blackened; remove & place in a paper bag; seal bag & let sit for 10 minutes. Peel off the charred skin and discard; slice the peppers open & discard membranes and seeds. Puree the butter, peppers, basil, lemon juice, salt & pepper; put in fridge to harden.

Bell Pepper Butter





June -- Grilled Bananas with Honey Rum Glaze

2 tbsp dark rum; 2 tbsp honey; 4 bananas (peel on, sliced lengthwise); 1 tsp cinnamon; chocolate ice cream

Blend rum, honey & cinnamon. Grill bananas over direct medium heat (cut side down) for 3 minutes, or until bananas develop visible grill marks. Turn bananas & brush with honey-rum mixture; continue grilling with lid down for 5 minutes, or until bananas are cooked throughout. Remove & serve with ice cream.

Grilled Bananas





July -- Texas-Style BBQ Beef Ribs

2 racks of beef back ribs; 2 tbsp black pepper; 1 tbsp oregano; 1 tbsp paprika; 2 tsp celery salt; 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper.

Combine all spices; rub over surface of ribs to coat well. Preheat oven to 300F; place ribs on a rack in a roasting pan with 1/2-inch of water. Cover pan with foil and tightly seal edges; bake for 2 hours. Remove ribs from pan and place on grill over medium coals for 15 minutes; serve with BBQ sauce.

Ribs





August -- Zippy's Scallopy Potatoes

Potatoes (peeled & sliced); butter; spicy Italian salad dressing; salt; pepper; spices (like chili or chipotle)

Add butter, salad dressing, salt, pepper & spices to potatoes. Wrap in foil & BBQ for 45(?) minutes (turn once). Other veggies such as cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, etc.





September -- PB&J - Peanut Butter & Jam Sandwiches

2 slices white bread; Skippy Smooth PB; raspberry/strawberry/fieldberry Smuckers jam. Spread peanut butter on one side, jam on the other. Put wet sides together & cut in half.

Technically, I'd never made a PB&J, so I'm counting this.





October -- Reuben Sandwich

2 slices of rye bread; sauerkraut; corned beef slices; Swiss cheese slices; butter.

Butter & fry 2 slices of rye bread in saucepan; heat sauerkraut & corned beef in saucepan between slices. Lay Swiss cheese on bread & put together.





November -- French Toast

4 slices of French bread; 2 eggs; 1/2 cup milk, pinch of salt, maple syrup.

Whisk eggs, milk & salt. Soak bread and fry both sides in saucepan. Serve with maple syrup. Optional: cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, powdered sugar.

French Toast





December -- Monte Cristo Sandwich

2 slices French bread; 1 egg; Swiss cheese slice; sliced ham; vegetable oil.

Heat oil in saucepan; soak one side of a slice of bread in whisked egg; start to fry. Layer Swiss cheese, ham & other slice of bread (top side soaked); flip & fry.



2006



January -- Corned Beef & Swiss on Rye Sandwich

2 slices rye bread; Swiss cheese slice; corned beef slices; mustard; butter

Butter bread & spread mustard; add Swiss cheese & corned beef; cut into two.

Woohoo - I'm caught up!





February -- BLT Sandwich

2 slices bread; butter; 4 slices bacon, lettuce, 4 slices tomato

Toast the bread, butter one side each; add mayo if desired; cook bacon. Pile bacon, lettuce, tomato on buttered side of bread; top with other slice

Microwaved the bacon, didn't use mayo - turned out quite well.





March -- BBQ Chicken Breasts

Chicken breasts; Marinade: 1 cup veg oil, 1/2 cup dry white wine, 1 tsp vinegar, 1 diced garlic clove, 1/2 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp tarragon, 2 tsp salt

Combine ingredients and marinate chicken for an hour. BBQ/grill on low/med (375-400F) for 25-30 minutes/pound. Brush with BBQ sauce before serving.

I used regular olive oil, garlic powder, BBQ sauce & Montreal marinade; I had it on for 35-40 minutes or so while waiting for the potatoes to cook. Stayed nice and moist.





April -- Fried Mushrooms

Button mushrooms - whole or cut up, butter

In frying pan, foil dish or saucepan -- heat up butter, add mushrooms and fry up. On steak or burgers.





May -- Microwave Omelet

3 eggs, 2 tbsp milk, diced tomato, diced cheddar cheese, quartered mushrooms, diced luncheon meat, salt, pepper, chipotle, tabasco

Whisk eggs and milk, put into both sides of omelet-maker and microwave for 2 minutes until egg starts to set. Add remaining ingredients and microwave another 2 minutes. Flip together and serve.

I think the second microwaving should be longer.





June -- Mediterranean French Toast

Regular French Toast ingredients except replace butter with olive oil.

Gives an interesting slant to it.





July -- Roasted Garlic

Peel 'paper' from garlic; cut off top; drizzle with EVO; wrap in foil & grill for 35-45 mins at ~425F.

Squeezed garlic paste out and spread on hamburger buns when I made hamburgers. It was good...not too garlicy.





August -- Banana Smoothie

Ice cubes, 1 cup milk, 1 tbsp choc milk powder, 1 banana

Blend.





September -- Banana/Mango Smoothie

Vanilla ice cream, milk, 1 tbsp choc milk powder, 1 banana, mango pulp

Blend.

Holy cow did peeling a mango ever take a long time. Difficult too. Then sis-in-law says "They come in cans, you know." Crap. Maybe add bluberries and/or protein powder or something...maybe rum.





October -- BBQed Corn on the Cob

Top corn on the cob with butter, salt, pepper, chipotle/chili powder, onion, garlic, oregano, etc; wrap in foil and BBQ for 20-30 mins; turning occasionally.





November -- Fluffy French Toast

Similar to regular French Toast, except with a tablespoon or two of flour (4 pieces)

It seemed a bit fluffier - I should do a head-to-head test.





December -- Chili Cheesedog

Inspired by "Corner Gas"...grilled jumbo hotdogs, heated chili, shredded cheddar on top.





2007


January -- Chili KD

Cook Kraft Dinner, heat chili from a can, mix.

Poor man's Hamburger Helper? Okay, it was pretty good - although afterwards I realized that eating the whole thing was a freakin' lot of food.





February -- Toad in a Hole

Butter both sides of bread, cut hole out with a small glass, put in frying pan, crack egg into hole.

Apparently, Toad in a Hole is traditionally some kind of meat in a Yorkshire Pudding - this is more of Eggs in a Basket.





March -- Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Butter bread on both sides, slice of cheese in the middle, slice of pickle, fry both sides on a hot frying pan.





April -- Sauteed Corn on the Cob with Chili-Lime-Cilantro Spread

2 ears, 1/4 cup sour cream, 2 tsps cilanto/coriander, 1 tsp chili powder, 1/2 tsp lime, S&P

Microwave corn for 8-10 minutes, put corn in a skillet with 1 tbsp butter and cook until golden brown.

Wasn't very good. Might be a good way to cook corn though. My corn wasn't super-fresh, but the spread was still too strong. What was nice though, is how it doesn't melt and fall off like butter-based stuff.

Corn





May -- Pancakes

Aunt Jemima's.

And not even the 'add egg' kind. As close to being ashamed with this resolution as I can be. The new frying pan that bro & sis-on-law got me rocks though.





June -- Poached Eggs

Water in a saucepan 160F-180F, add some vinegar to keep the whites together, cover for 3 minutes.

The water got so cloudy that I could barely find the eggs. It did work though. There's also various rings, bags, cups, etc that will keep the eggs together.





July -- Easy Hobo Dinner

1 hamburger patty, seasoning salt, pepper, potato in 8 pieces, 6-8 baby carrots, ¼ onion, olive oil, butter, one tbsp of beef broth. Wrap in foil and grill on med for 45 mins - 1 hour.

Worked very well, except my hamburger was too thin - which is why I think it was tough.

Hobo





August -- Seasoned Grilled Fries

Potatoes; canola oil; 6 parts ancho chili powder; 3 parts kosher salt; 2 parts ground cumin. Boil potatoes until firm; cut lengthwise into quarters; coat with oil; sprinkle with spices; broil for 3-4 minutes each side. Serve with ketchup.

Subbed regular chili powder & sea salt; added paprika. I didn't measure well...I think too much paprika. Boiled potatoes for 20 minutes, then tried grilling/broiling in my toaster oven. It took forever, so I ended up microwaving them. An okay recipe, but would've been better if I hadn't messed with the spice ratios & boiled the potatoes longer.

Fries





September -- Hot Roast Beef Sandwich

Kaiser bun; onion; roast beef slices; jack cheese; brown mustard; olive oil. Add onion and oil to saucepan & brown; heat roast beef in saucepan; flip; add slice of cheese to pile of beef; brown bun & spread mustard; pile together.

Subbed hamburger bun & regular mustard; worked very well.

Roast Beef





October -- Mexican Breakfast Scramble

1 small chopped tomato; 1 tsp oregano; 4 beaten eggs; 1/2 cup shredded sharp cheddar; 1/2 cup salsa; 3 corn tortillas cut into 1/2-inch pieces; 1 medium chopped onion; 1 chopped jalapeno pepper; 1 minced garlic clove

In a large skillet, heat olive oil over medium-high heat. Add tortilla pieces and cook for 2 to 3 minutes, until they begin to get crisp, stirring occasionally. Add the onion, jalapeno pepper, and garlic, and saute for 1 to 2 minutes, or until the onion is transparent. Stir in tomato and oregano. Add the eggs and stir to scramble until eggs are set. Remove skillet from heat, add cheese, and stir until cheese is melted. Top with salsa and serve.

Had to sub chopped-up sliced cheese (regular & jack), and 2 chopped-up flour tortillas for corn ones. Whole recipe worked well, although 2 large tortillas may be a bit much.

Scramble





November -- Mexican Fried Rice

1 clove pressed garlic; 1/2 small white onion; 1 cup rice; 2 cups water; 2 tbsp hot salsa; 2 chicken bouillon cubes; salt

Heat the oil in the skillet on medium-high; add garlic, onion and rice; saute until rice is opaque white (some browning of the rice is okay). Add water, salsa and bouillon cubes; crush the cubes and stir them until they dissolve. Taste the liquid and add salt if necessary.

2 cups water to 1 cup (Minute) rice is too much water; had to simmer/reduce for a long time. Added a bit of Tabasco too. Recipe worked well though.

Mexi-Rice





December -- Garlic Sauteed Mushrooms

Mushrooms; minced garlic cloves; kosher salt; olive oil to coat bottom of pan. Optional: onions & balsamic vinegar.

Heat oil in skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic, onions, & balsamic vinegar; let it cook, for a minute, stirring occasionally. Add mushrooms and stir occasionally until they reduce in size & turn a golden brown.

It worked well - although I added butter, onion flakes, regular vinegar, and used sea salt instead. My garlic was thin-sliced, not minced - which might have made it burn and get bitter...but the mushrooms (with garlic flakes removed) tasted very good.





2008



January -- Butter & Onion Fried Perogies

Butter, olive oil, onion flakes, perogies, mushrooms - fried up in a saucepan.

Saw this on a cooking show...couldn't remember all. My onions were off, so I used onion flakes. I think I put them in early and burnt them. Should've learned from above recipe. Was still in 'fresh onion' mode - except didn't use fresh onions. I mixed mum's cheese perogies and really old & hard frozen perogies...would've been a miracle had this turned out. Had a late lunch though, so that's cool.





February -- Fried Onion Sandwhich w/o Frying

Cut up onions, put on a paper towel, & nuke them for 90 seconds. Remove the towel & let cool. Get two slices of bread - put half the onions on one slice - add a layer of cheese - the roast beef - another layer of cheese - the rest of the onions - and cap it with the other slice of bread. Nuke for 45 seconds.

Technically the onions aren't fried - they are boiled but without being boiled in water. The onion tase is preserved but the raw onion taste is gone. They have the same taste as fried onions but are more consistent and don't have the drippy fluids that you get with frying. It's a healthier sandwich with a better taste.

Was okay, but I think I'd fry the onions properly next time. Also, some garlic or something too. Still, it was very cheap & cheerful...as mum says.

Fried Onion Sandwhich w/o Frying





March -- Sloppy Joes

1/2 pound ground beef, 1/2 cup ketchup, 2 tablespoons water, 1 tablespoon brown sugar, 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce, 1 teaspoon prepared mustard, 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/4 teaspoon onion powder, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 2 hamburger buns

In a saucepan, cook beef over medium heat until no longer pink; drain. Stir in the ketchup, water, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, garlic powder, onion powder and salt. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 30-40 minutes. Serve on buns.

Had to use real onion, as I had no onion powder (I had onion flakes, but was feeling pretentious). Was pretty good actually. Kind of sweet. I was expecting to have to add chili powder or vinegar or something...but it's different. Just saw that I forgot to cover while simmering.

Sloppy Joes





April -- Spicy Tomato Chili Sauce

1/2 cup bottled Asian chili-garlic sauce (or sweet & sour sauce), 1 cup ketchup, 2 tbsp white wine vinegar, 1 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce

I just threw mine together for some beef spring rolls. It wasn't good, to say the least. However, it's because I used random amounts of everything, and substituted garlic and chili powder for chili-garlic sauce. I used way too much vinegar.





May -- Hash Browns and Garlic Mushrooms

Grate potatoes or use hashbrowns; dice onion; crack egg and whisk.

Combine potato, onion, & egg and squeeze into small patties; fry in olive oil; quarter mushrooms; dice garlic & combine in same pan with olive oil; Cook all until mushrooms are soft & hashbrowns are golden brown; add salt and pepper to taste.

Used hashbrowns; didn't form into patties - just let them set up in the pan. Turned out well. Might add grated cheese next time.

Hash Browns and Garlic Mushrooms





June -- Montreal Smoked Meat Sandwich with Caramalized Onions

Bun, Montreal smoked meat, jalapeno jack cheese, onion, salt, pepper, mustard, olive oil

Onions: Heat a little olive oil in a saucepan, cut up some onion & add to saucepan, add a pinch of salt, and stir occasionally on low heat until nice and brown...about 5 minutes. Options: pepper, sugar

Just put ingredients together like a sandwich - nuke a bit to melt cheese.

Ostensibly, this was just to learn how to caramalize onions - and it worked very nicely. Wonderful smell, colour, and taste. Didn't burn them and have to deglaze or anything.





July -- HC's Pancakes

1 cup flour; 3 tsp baking powder; 1/8 cup sugar; 1 egg; 1/3 cup oil; 1 cup milk; 1 tsp vanilla

Mix dry ingredients thoroughly. Add wet and let stand for a minute (will rise). Cook like regular pancakes.

Wow, did the batter ever rise. Then it basically solidified. I had to stir it like crazy to get it pourable. They stayed very thick and didn't cook through properly. Also, the ingredients had to be mixed more - there were dry spots. The oil I used was olive oil. Taste seemed fine, and the smell was good - but they weren't done properly, so it was hard to get a proper read. I think I'll back off of the baking powder next time. Hasn't knocked off Aunt Jemima yet. HC said I did something wrong.





August -- Arroz Con Huevos

1 cup water, 1/2 cup rice, 1/2 cup chopped tomato, 1/2 cup chopped green pepper, 1/4 cup chopped onion, 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese, 4 large eggs, 1 tbsp hot sauce, 1 clove garlic - minced, 1/2 tsp salt

Bring water to boil; add rice, onion, salt; return to a boil for 1 minute; simmer 10 minutes. Stir in the green pepper and hot sauce and continue to cook for 8 minutes until the green pepper is softened. Remove from heat, stir in tomato and set aside. Poach 2 eggs. Make 2 servings of rice. Put an egg on each pile and sprinkle cheese on top. Add a couple of shakes of hot sauce onto the eggs.

I subbed whole grain Minute Rice for normal rice - it has a 5 minute cooking time and 5 minute rest time, which may affect the cook times of the onions and green peppers. I didn't have/use green peppers anyway. This worked out very well. Can't remember the last time I had rice for breakfast...maybe rice pudding as a kid.

Arroz Con Huevos





September -- Happy Together Hobo Dinner

Take a square of foil & spray with cooking spray. Place 1 patty, 1/2 cup potatoes, 1/2 cup of the carrots, 1/4 cup onion, salt, pepper, and drizzle a little Worchestershire over the top. Fold sides up over food and secure. Bake on the grill (or 400F oven) for 1 hour.

Forgot to spray foil, but nothing stuck. Used some onion flakes instead of diced onion because I'm grilling an onion seperately - see next month. Used mixed frozen veggies instead of just carrots, and hash browns for potatoes. Cooked in oven ~350F for 40 minutes (thin burgers). Worked out very well, although I would've added about 2 tbsp of Worchershire instead of 1. Needed a good shot of s&p at the end too...too bland.

Happy Together Hobo Dinner





October -- Grilled Onions

Peel onion, core the center about 1 inch down. Fill cavity with butter. Salt and pepper to taste. Wrap each onion in foil. Place on grill and cook approximately 30 minutes.

Used about half an onion; cooked for 40 minutes. Didn't turn out well, IMHO. Kind of like onion in a stew that didn't get fully cooked. I wouldn't make it again.

Grilled Onions





November -- Chicken-Hobo

Chicken breasts, potatoes, carrots, onion, bacon, butter, garlic salt.

Cook bacon until evenly brown - drain, chop coarsely, and set aside. On large squares of heavy duty aluminum foil, evenly distribute the potatoes, carrots, and onion. Arrange the chicken breasts over the vegetables, and sprinkle with the chopped bacon. Top each with 2 tablespoons butter, and season with garlic salt. Fold the foil over the ingredients, and tightly seal. Preheat an outdoor grill for medium-high heat. Place foil packets on the grill, and cook for 20 minutes, or until chicken is no longer pink and juices run clear.

I did everything I could to ruin this: I burnt the bacon, so used non-meat bacon bits, mixed veggies for carrots, hash browns for potatoes, and seasoning salt and onion flakes instead of garlic salt. Decided not to throw in a couple of cloves of garlic in the end. Put in oven on cookie tray for 35mins at 350F. Turned out awesome - would definitely make this again.

Chicken-Hobo





December -- Coney Island Hot Dog

All beef hot dog with mustard, chili, and diced onion

Was good but messy. Okay, my hot dogs are always messy. This is not a meal to have if you don't have access to good breath-scrubbing facilities though. Might also be a touch flatulence-inducing. I've also seen a couple of different CIHD recipes, like with cheese and diced pickle/relish.

Coney Island Hot Dog





2009



January -- Sausage, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Burritos

4 breakfast sausages (or spicy sausages), 4 eggs, ½ cup shredded Mexican cheese, 6 tbsp salsa, 2 tbsp milk, 2 large flour tortillas.

• Brown sausage links in a skillet; cut into half inch pieces.
• Mix milk, eggs, ¼ cup cheese, 4 tbsp salsa and sausage pieces.
• Heat on medium-low and scramble eggs until firm.
• Divide filling between tortillas; top with salsa & cheese (optional sour cream & guacomole); microwave 30 seconds.

Worked very well. Didn't have Mexican cheese, so used cheddar and a bit more salsa & Tabasco. Added sour cream. It was a lot to try to cram into each burrito. I'm saving the second one to nuke tomorrow morning.

Sausage, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Burritos





February -- Cayenne Fried Potatoes

1 can sliced white potatoes, 2 tbsp minced onion, 1 tbsp olive oil, cayenne pepper (to taste).

• Heat oil in medium skillet.
• Drain potatoes and add to skillet, along with onion.
• Season to taste with cayenne pepper.
• Stir fry until golden brown.

Substituted hash browns for canned potatoes. Worked out quite well, even though I had to add a lot of cayenne. It doesn't seem to smell/taste strong, but was when I put some on my tongue - delayed reaction. I added a bit of salt. I'd add garlic next time - maybe something else like seasoning salt.

Cayenne Fried Potatoes





March -- Breakfast in a Mug

2 tsp butter, 1 tbsp milk, 2 eggs, salt & pepper, shredded cheese.

• Place the butter in a mug and microwave for 20 seconds.
• Add the milk, eggs, salt & pepper, and whisk with a fork.
• Microwave for 30 seconds until it just begins to set, then give it a quick stir with a fork.
• Microwave for 30 seconds until almost completely set.
• Remove eggs from microwave and sprinkle with cheese. Let sit for one minute to let cheese melt.

Simple and it worked. Was kind of bland though, even though I added S&P and a shot of Tabasco. I did one of the variants where I sprayed the mug with Pam and put it in an English Muffin (like an Egg McMuffin). It was kind of thick to be doing this, but not too bad. If you're just going to put it in a muffin anyway, you might as well just use a slice of cheese instead of grating cheese.

Breakfast in a Mug





April -- Spicy Egg Sandwich

2 slices oat bran bread, 2 eggs, 4 thin slices onion, 1 tsp light fat free mayo, extra light olive oil, a few drops of chulula sauce.

• Lightly toast bread.
• Fry eggs over-hard in a tiny bit of oil.
• Spread mayo on one slice of toast; sprinkle chulula sauce on other slice.
• Place an egg on each slice of toast.
• Put onion slices on hot pan you just cooked the eggs in (don't add oil).
• Turn onions over & brown the other side.
• Place onions over one side of sandwich.
• Put sandwich together and slice in half.

Wasn't bad - I'd make it again. You'll have to ignore all the healthy hippy crap though. ie. use whatever oil & bread you have, add salt to onions when caramelizing, use more oil if you want, add s&p. I used a nice hamburger bun, EVO, & Tabasco in lieu. I'm not sure what the "4 thin slices of onion" is about - I just used one thinnish slice. Still thought the onion might overpower, but the caramelizing calmed it down.

Spicy Egg Sandwich





May -- Campfire Breakfast Sandwich

2 slices bread, 1 egg, 1 slice cheddar cheese.

• Place a Hobo Pie toaster in the hot coals of a campfire to preheat for a few minutes.
• Butter both slices of bread, then place one slice, butter-side down into the toaster.
• Crack the egg onto the bread, and break the yolk.
• Top with a slice of cheese and the second slice of bread, butter-side up.
• Close the toaster, and place into the coals of the fire. Cook for several minutes, turning frequently, until the bread has browned nicely on both sides.

I just did it in a saucepan and put a bowl upside down over top. Added a bit of s&p and Tabasco. Worked perfectly. Definitely would make this again. Could flavour/spice it in many ways.

Campfire Breakfast Sandwich





June -- Grilled Cheese Sandwiches - The Benny & Joon Way

Bread slices, cheese slices, butter

• Start a g/c sandwich the way you normally would.
• Put it on a square of tin foil & fold the rest of the foil over top (a sideways 'U' shape).
• Put iron on top on highest setting (wool or linen).

Johnny Depp didn't use tin foil, but other sites say to. It'll certainly make your iron easier to clean if you do. I think the foil slows the heating way down, or my iron has a safety temperature setting. I played with the steamer button a lot - wheeeeee! It worked okay, but took longer than the 30 seconds and didn't get toast the bread very much. Still, the cheese was melted and everything tasted good. I used cheddar & jalapeno jack cheese, a couple of pickle slices, and s&p.

Just coincidence that 'Benny & Joon' was done in June. Right now I'm way behind and it's actually April 2010. Hello Past Paul! Oooooooooo...I'm a ghost...Alouettes are going to beat the Riders in the Grey Cup on a bonehead Rider play, and the Saints are goint to beat the Colts in the Superbowl.


Grilled Cheese Sandwiches - The Benny & Joon Way





July -- Beans and Wieners

2 cans pork-n-beans, 2 to 3 cups cheese (processed makes it creamier while a cheddar or marble jack makes it richer tasting, and Swiss gives it a very zesty flavor), 1 or 2 packs of hot dogs (8 or 10 count), 1 tsp English mustard powder (optional).

• Mix the beans and cheese in a pot on the stove and cook at a medium heat stirring often.
• Once cheese has melted, add a tsp of mustard and mix.
• While the cheese/bean mixture is cooking, chop up & cook the hotdogs.
• Once hot dogs are cooked, put in with the bean/cheese mixture.
• Cook for about two more minutes.
• Serve as a main meal over toast or bread.

Reduced it to 1 small can of beans and 2 wieners. Used shredded cheddar cheese, a slice of jalapeno jack, and a toasted hot dog bun. This was super-easy, of course. It worked well.

Beans and Wieners





August -- Parmesan Rice

2 tbsp butter, 3 cups cooked rice, 1/2 oz dried mushroom blend (rehydrated & chopped), 1/4 cup frozen petite peas (defrosted), 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese.

• Melt butter in large skillet over medium heat.
• Add rice, mushrooms and peas.
• Cook until heated through (about 5 minutes).
• Add parmesan; stir until well blended.

Used whole grain Minute Rice (boiled 1-1/2 cups rice & 1-1/2 cups water first). Used 6 freshly diced mushrooms. Used mixed veggies (1/4 cup seemed like way too little until mixed in). Great recipe - especially for one sans meat. I'd certainly make this recipe again. This is 2 generous servings.

Parmesan Rice





September -- Camp Eggs

5-8 slices of sliced bread (4 servings), 8-10 eggs, bacon drippings, salt & pepper to taste

• Slice bread into 1- to 2-inch cubes & toast well in skillet using bacon drippings to brown the toast.
• Add beaten eggs and salt & pepper to taste.
• Cook until set.

I used 3 slices of bread and 3 eggs. I added garlic powder, Tabasco, and shredded cheese on top. It was just okay - kind of bland. I'd try butter instead of bacon drippings next time. It was more 'Fried Eggy' than 'French Toasty'.

Camp Eggs





October -- West Coast Burger

Onions:
• 2 medium onions, 2 tbsp canola oil, 2 tbsp mustard, pinch of salt
• Heat canola oil in a skillet on medium.
• Add onions, cook until soft & lightly caramelized (15 minutes).
• Add mustard, pinch of salt, & cook 2 minutes.
• Move onions to small bowl & set aside.

Special Sauce:
• 1/3 cup mayo, 3 tbsp ketchup, 1 tbsp mustard, 1 tbsp hot sauce, 1/2 tsp garlic powder, 1/2 tsp paprika
• Combine all ingredients & whisk until smooth.

Burgers:
• Heat canola oil in skillet on medium-high.
• Combine salt, pepper & garlic powder; season burgers.
• Cook patties in skillet for 4 minutes.
• Flip, and cook for 1 minute.
• Top patties with cheese & cook 2 minutes.
• Brush buns with melted butter and lightly toast.
• Spread each bun half with tbsp of special sauce.
• Put burgers on bun, top with caramelized onions, tomato & lettuce.

From Brian Boitano's TV show "What Would Brian Boitano Cook?" Pretty good, even though I didn't have tomatoes and lettuce at the time. A little bit of a bitter aftertaste was probably from me burning the onions.

West Coast Burger





November -- New Englander Hot Dog

Weiner, Sauerkraut, Bacon, Mustard, Sweet Relish & Raw Onion

• Cut weiner lengthwise and cook in frying pan; cook bacon.
• Put everything together in a hot dog bun.

Saw the Super Duper Weenie place on "Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives". This recipe was pretty good. I may have to bolster my recipes with just hot dogs. So easy, so easy...

New Englander





December -- Cuban-Style Burgers

2 burgers; salt & pepper; mayonnaise; pureed garlic; Dijon mustard; hamburger buns; 4 slices thinly sliced Swiss cheese; thinly sliced smoked ham; dill pickles

• Grill burgers to medium.
• Combine mayo & roasted garlic & season with salt and pepper; spread on both sides of each bun.
• Place cheese on bottom bun, burger on cheese, then top slice of ham, cheese, & pickle slices.
• Place tops on buns, wrap in foil, place on the grill.
• Using a heavy pan or a brick wrapped in foil, press down on the burgers for about 30 seconds to 1 minute. Grill for 1-2 minutes.

Substituted Jalapeno Jack cheese and cheddar cheese slices. Used regular mustard instead of Dijon (I have Dijon, I just read wrongly). Worked quite well - although squishing it made it more like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Cuban-Style Burgers





2010



January -- Barbeque Eggs


  • Eggs
  • Barbeque sauce


  1. Add 1 tbsp of BBQ sauce per egg.
  2. Scramble normally.


It was super-easy and a nice change to regular scrambled eggs. Might have to see if there's a difference between this and just adding BBQ sauce to finished eggs.

Barbeque Eggs





February -- Bacon Cheeseburger Rice

[Serves 4-6]

  • 1 lb. ground beef
  • 1 3/4 cup water
  • 2/3 cup BBQ sauce
  • 1 tbsp prepared mustard
  • 2 tsp dried minced onion
  • 1/2 tsp pepper
  • 2 cups uncooked instant rice
  • 1 cup shredded Cheddar
  • 1/3 cup chopped dill pickles
  • 5 bacon strips, cooked & crumbled

  1. In a large saucepan, over medium heat, cook beef until no longer pink; drain.
  2. Add water, BBQ sauce, mustard, onion and pepper.
  3. Bring to a boil, stir in the rice; sprinkle with cheese.
  4. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 5 minutes.
  5. Sprinkle with pickles and bacon.

Okay, here's the thing...I had 2# of ground beef. What I *meant* to do was cook it all, drain it, separate 1# into Tupperware for the freezer, then continue with the recipe. Unfortunately I kept it all in the saucepan and added what amounted to half of the required other stuff. After 5 minutes, I realized my mistake and added more of the stuff. Probably some was overcooked or whatever. I finished up both of my BBQ sauce bottles and still didn't have enough, so I used ketchup and chili powder - I think it worked. Also, I put the already-cooked bacon into the microwave to crisp it up so I could chop/crumble it. Left it too long and it was smoking...had to run outside with it. I brought back in a miniscule portion that hadn't got burnt too badly. I accidentally put the bacon in and cooked it with the rest instead of sprinkling it on top though. Other than that, it went smoothly and turned out decently. I'll have to do more bacon sometime and give it a proper taste test.

Bacon Cheeseburger Rice





March -- BBQ Hot Dogs

  • 4 hot dogs
  • 4 hot dog buns
  • 1/8 cup chopped onion
  • 1/2 tbsp vegetable oil
  • 1/2 cup ketchup
  • 1/4 cup chopped celery
  • 1 tbsp brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp Worcestershire
  • 1/2 tbsp vinegar
  • 1/2 tablespoon prepared mustard
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt

  1. In a skillet, cook onion in med-hot oil.
  2. Stir in ketchup, celery, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, mustard, water, and salt.
  3. Cover and simmer for 15 to 20 minutes.
  4. Lightly score hot dogs diagonally at 1-inch intervals.
  5. Add hot dogs to sauce; cover and simmer for 15 minutes.
  6. Toast split buns.

Mmmm...these were legit good. I didn't have celery, but all else was there. I just put them in the toasted bun and ladled some of the sauce on top. Definitely would make these guys again.

BBQ Hot Dogs





April -- Meaty Thick Man Chili

[12 servings]

  • 5 pounds lean ground beef
  • 2 (10-ounce) cans tomato sauce
  • 1 (15-ounce) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained
  • 1 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped
  • 1 red bell pepper, seeded and chopped
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 3/4 cup chili powder
  • 1 cup water

  1. Place the ground beef in a large pot over medium-high heat.
  2. Stir and cook until browned. Drain off grease.
  3. Place the pot over medium heat, and add the onion, garlic, green pepper, red pepper and kidney beans.
  4. Cook and stir for a few minutes.
  5. Stir in the tomato sauce and water, and season with chili powder. Simmer over low heat for 40 minutes uncovered.

Didn't drain and rinse kidney beans. Substituted crushed red pepper flakes for peppers. After draining beef, put all ingredients in instead of staging it. Added some Tabasco and more chili powder. Pretty decent, but not complex heat. Maybe some chipotle peppers needed. I'll be able to have this as chili, sloppy joes, and burritos.

Meaty Thick Man Chili





May -- Chili Baked Potatoes

  • 2 baker potatoes
  • chili
  • sour cream
  • salsa
  • cheddar cheese
  • green onions

  1. Split potatoes and poke with a fork and microwave until cooked (about 12 minutes).
  2. Squeeze potatoes to soften the insides.
  3. Top with chili and garnishes.

I subbed in raw white onions in place of green onions. There wasn't much new to this, since I've already done baked potatoes and I've done chili, but sometimes recipes are just learning a new combination of flavours. This was actually pretty good - I'd certainly make it again.

Chili Baked Potatoes





June -- Hashbrowns Omelet

[4 servings]

  • 4 slices bacon
  • 2 cups shredded cooked potatoes
  • 1/4 cup onion
  • 1/4 cup chopped green pepper
  • 4 eggs
  • 1/4 cup milk
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • pepper
  • 1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese

  1. In large skillet, cook bacon until crisp. Leave drippings in skillet; remove bacon & crumble.
  2. Mix potatoes, onion, & peppers - put into skillet. Cover over low heat until underside is crisp and brown.
  3. Blend eggs, milk, salt & pepper; pour over potatoes; top with cheese and bacon; cover; cook over low 10 minutes.
  4. Loosen omelet; serve in wedges.

I left out the green peppers. This worked out quite well. Can I actually make an omelet now? Wow. I topped it with salsa, which seemed to liven it up a bit. I'd make it again. Didn't even burn the bacon this time.

Hashbrowns Omelet





July -- Stove-Top Scalloped Potatoes

[Serves 2]

  • 4 cups peeled diced potatoes (2 baker potatoes)
  • 1/2 cup diced onion
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 cups 2% low-fat milk
  • 1/2 cup shredded cheddar
  • 1 dash cayenne pepper
  • 1/4 cup bread or cracker crumb

  1. Combine potatoes with onion, salt and milk in heavy frypan.
  2. Simmer covered for 30 to 40 minutes or until potatoes are tender.
  3. Sprinkle cheese, cayenne, and crumbs over top.
  4. Continue cooking uncovered for 15 to 20 minutes.

Used crumbled bread. This worked out very well, except the stuff is stuck to the pan. Very filling. I also added a bit of garlic. Nuked well the next day even.

Stove-Top Scalloped Potatoes





August -- Worcestershire Sauteed Garlic Mushrooms

  • 8 oz mushrooms
  • 2 diced garlic cloves
  • 4 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
  • salt & pepper
  • 3 tbsp butter

  1. Chop mushrooms.
  2. Melt butter in large frying pan on medium, add garlic & Worcestershire sauce.
  3. Add mushrooms & cook on low to medium for 10 – 13 minutes.

This was good, and quite different from my earlier (Dec 2007) Garlic Sauteed Mushroom recipe. I had it on my burger and the Worchestershire was definitely a different taste and smell. I added a bit of garlic too.

Worcestershire Sauteed Garlic Mushrooms





September -- Royal Red Robin Burger

  • 1 hamburger
  • dash seasoning salt
  • dash coarse ground black pepper
  • 2 slices cheese
  • 1 egg, fried
  • ketchup
  • 1 slice bacon, cooked & cut in half
  • 1 slice tomato
  • lettuce
  • mayonnaise
  • 1 toasted bun or toast

  1. Cook bacon, break in half.
  2. Season patty w/seasoning salt & pepper and grill or pan-fry.
  3. Top each patty with one slice of cheese.
  4. Fry egg.
  5. Toast buns while egg is cooking.
  6. Assemble burger as so:
    • bottom bun
    • 1 slice cheese
    • burger w/cheese
    • fried egg
    • ketchup
    • bacon pieces
    • tomato
    • lettuce
    • top bun spread w/mayo

This was a nice change, burger-wise. I think I overpowered it with my garlic sauteed mushrooms - I'll try it regular style next time. Also, I replaced lettuce with pickles.

Royal Red Robin Burger





October -- Double Texas Burrito Dog

  • 2 hot dogs
  • burrito
  • chili
  • shredded cheese
  • onion, diced
  • corn chips, crushed
  • bacon
  • mustard

  1. Steam hot dogs and put on burrito.
  2. Cook bacon.
  3. Add chili, cheese, onion, corn chips, bacon, mustard.
  4. Wrap up and grill where you cooked the bacon.

From TV show "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives." My burrito wasn't big enough for my 2 hot dogs - do some measuring first. I boiled the hot dogs instead of steaming, and used crumbled Vegetable Thins instead of Corn Chips (just thought: I could've used Corn Flakes). This was good though.

Double Texas Burrito Dog





November -- Espresso Rubbed BBQ Burgers

[4 burgers]

  • 1 tsp espresso powder or instant coffee powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 tbsp hickory brown sugar bbq sauce
  • 4 slices Colby-Jack Cheese
  • 4 hamburger buns/rolls, split
  • 4 lettuce leaves
  • 4 slices tomato

  1. Combine espresso powder and pepper; sprinkle over both sides of patties.
  2. Grill patties
  3. Brush bbq sauce over patties; place cheese over patties.
  4. Place buns/rolls, cut sides down, on grill for 1 minute.

The rub on the burgers was okay, but kind of tough to taste. I'll try again some time. I used pre-formed (frozen) burgers and instant coffee. I was all sciency and cut one burger in half to use the regular ketchup, mustard, relish instead of BBQ sauce - and the other half with only BBQ sauce...as I was testing the below BBQ sauce too. On the other burger I put mustard, relish, & BBQ sauce.

Espresso Rubbed BBQ Burgers





December -- Easy BBQ Sauce

  • 1/2 cup of ketchup
  • 2 tbsp brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp red or white vinegar
  • 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice, or 1/2 tsp lemon zest
  • 2 tbsp/pats of butter

  1. Put in a saucepan on medium-low heat.
  2. Stir until melted & blended.

I subbed in lime juice for lemon. I put it on the above burgers. Yep, this was good. Could easily add garlic powder or onion powder if you wanted. Probably other stuff that escapes me right now.

Easy BBQ Sauce


NOTE: Woohoo - I'm caught up! I started 2010 only caught up to March 2008...1-3/4 years behind. One of my 2010 NY's Resolutions was to be caught up. I'm feeling good about this, and will continue it for 2011.

Congrats, Paul.

Thanks Buddy!




Okay, now I just need to find people with strong stomachs...

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