Saturday, November 15, 2014

Field of Dreams



Here's why the internet is a big waste of time:

1) It's not as comprehensive as you think
2) Hack writers express opinions like they're fact
3) It's circular, so it just leads you back to the start


PROOF:






- Field of ImPOSSEable Dreams was a sign at the CFL Las Vegas Posse's training site
- On the Posse's roster was running back Jon Volpe
- Volpe was a Rhodes Scholar candidate


- Rhodes Scholar winners include Myron Rolle
- Rolle was a running back in college
- Rolle graduated Princeton Prep school early, got a 4-year degree in 2.5 years with a 3.75 GPA, had 83 athletic scholarships from div 1-A schools, went to FSU for their combo of football and medical opportunities, and got his MSc in medical anthropology from Oxford on his Rhodes Scholarship


- Rolle signed a 4-year contract with the NFL Titans, then Steelers
- Rolle never played a regular season professional game, then chose medical school over football
- Archibald Doc/Moonlight Graham was a baseball player who was signed by Major League baseball but never got up to bat, then chose medicine over baseball in the movie Field of Dreams






See? It's like an ant climbing around a globe - he thinks it goes on forever.


link to Myron Rolle Profile



Bonus 1: The real Archibald Graham also played halfback on his collegiate football team while earning his medical degree.


Bonus 2: The Las Vegas Posse used to send hot cheerleaders behind the bench of visiting teams to distract them.



2 comments:

  1. It's not proved until you say QED.

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  2. This is what happens when old people have access to the Internet.

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