Paul's Oscar Picks

Okay, let's just cut to the chase. Here are my picks for best Oscars:


Best Pugilist -- Oscar De La Hoya

Best Legless Athlete/A-Hole/Girlfriend-Killer -- Oscar Pistorius

Best Fashion Designer/Philanthropist -- Oscar de la Renta

Best Flamboyant Wit -- Oscar Wilde

Best Pianist, Africa-American -- Oscar Peterson

Best Pianist, White/Jewish -- Oscar Levant



Best Open Source Group -- OSCAR (Open Source Cluster Application Resources)

Best Slob Character, real name Jack, Movie -- Jack Lemmon, "Odd Couple"

Best Slob Character, real name Jack, TV -- Jack Klugman, "Odd Couple"

Best Mathematical Commutative Algebraic Geometer -- Oscar Zariski

Best Grouch Character, Real -- "Corner Gas", Oscar Leroy

Best Grouch Character, Puppet/Animated -- "Sesame Street", Oscar the Grouch