Friday, June 11, 2010
Are You Positive?
Like batteries, all people are both positive and negative. I would say that the percentage of each shows one's character. Sounds kind of formulaic, but that's who I am - I loves me the formulas. If you're negative and petty, you get a fancy German word: Schadenfreude. It means to delight in someone's sorrow or misfortune. If you're positive, you get a less-well-known Buddhist word: Mudita. It's usually translated as: sympathetic or altruistic joy, the pleasure that comes from delighting in other people's well-being rather than begrudging it.
Why am I blabbing about this? Because the Chicago Blackhawks just won the Stanley Cup. More importantly Chris Pronger, of the Philadelphia Flyers, didn't win it. After the incredible bad-mouthing he's given Edmonton after he left the Oilers, he's an easy target. He said that we burned his kid's crib on the street when he left town. Sheesh - the company who he rented it from flatly denied that anything was amiss. I don't want to be against him, and I normally avoid it, but this is one where I'm okay with it. I did think the picture of Pronger with a woman's legs and the title "Chrissy Pronger" was stupid though. He's probably the best defenceman in the NHL right now, and one of the greatest of all time - but since he embarked on a Scorched Earth Policy after the Oilers had bent over backwards for him...I don't have to cheer for him.
On the Blackhawks' side, Marian Hossa has played on the last two Stanley Cup finalist losing teams (even shifting away from the team that won it the next year), and some people were hoping against him just for that - kind of like the Buffalo Bills losing four straight Superbowls back in the 90's. I couldn't cheer against him though - he's good, and I've never had reason not to like him and his effort. He was even classy when people were quizzing him on how it felt to leave the winning team.
I can see why people would cheer against someone like him, but it's petty. I don't want to be petty. Being petty and jealous stems from self-loathing, and I believe acting like that furthers it. That's another Buddhist thing. The way you act reinforces that pathway - when you're judged, your next phase is based upon how righteous your path is. How well-worn your Buddhist path is will tend to make you go down that path in your next life as well - and judged upon your results at the end of it again. And again. I'm not a Buddhist, but they've got some cool things. Humble and sensible things.
Instead of cheering against Pronger, I looked a little harder at the opposition and found reasons why they would be good stewards of the Stanley Cup. That's a bit nit-picky, but it was as good as I could do in this case.
Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza vs Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich was a draw, so here's a few reasons I found to cheer for Chicago in the final:
• The Hossa thing.
• The hard work of young Captain Jonathan Toews (pronounced Taves) for Canada in the Olympics, and previously in the World Juniors.
• They hadn't won The Cup since 1961.
• They have a guy named Byfuglien (pronounced Bufflin or Buglin, I could never tell).
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Walkies
Did you notice that she's smoking? I mean smoking a cigarette. I didn't think so...took me a while.
Are you a 'regular' girl and are mad that hot girls get all the breaks? After all, they can wear what they want, have the hair they want, makeup, no makeup...and still look cool and sexy. That's just good old evolution in action. There's nothing that can make these popular alpha gals look silly and cartoonish. Or is there? What could someone do to these gals that's so very very cruel? Actually, they do it to themselves - it's power-walking. They look all hot with their hardcore pony-tailed hair, hoody, headband, gameface, and Lululemon workout gear. Then they start walking...
Now, I'm not one to dis anyone's workout scheme, everyone should be active for various reasons. Power-walking is great for:
• General coordination
• Stability
• Toning & strengthening muscles
• Managing body weight
• Boosting your immune system
• Improving your sleep patterns
The most important thing power-walking does isn't actually on that list. It's that it helps you to face your fear of looking like a dork. It's like shock therapy. Look dorkism square in the face and laugh. Tuck those arms in too tight, or flail them straight - it doesn't matter. It only matters that you don't have a natural walking motion.
There you go...I guess today's lesson for the XX's was how to feel better about yourself through schadenfreude. Glad I could help.
Labels:
Dorks,
Hot Babes,
Lululemons,
Power walking,
Schadenfreude,
Self Image,
Shock Therapy
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